Monthly Archives: March 2011

Beirut Cab Stories Make me Wanna…

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Beirut Cab Stories make me wanna:

– Learn how to drive

– Get a car

– Pretend I’m deaf and mute

– buy Pepper spray/taser/random self-defense gadgets

– use Pepper spray/taser/random self-defense gadgets

– burn bras in public

– hate men

– blast my Ipod’s volume to eardrum-splitting proportions

– not want to pay the cab fee

– give moral lessons about proper behavior

Рgive hygiene/wardrobe advice

– open the car door and throw myself out

– think if I should bother hanging on to my purse and other belongings when I open the car door and throw myself out

– cry out: “You need Jesus!” (in a Jamie Foxx in “Valentine’s Day” sort of way”)

– write a book about all the cab experiences I’ve had

– go to the Police station and report the drivers

– reconsider going to the Police station and report the drivers seeing how they’re not much better there

– get a nail clip and cut the freakishly long nail of their pinkies

– curse enough to make a drunk sailor blush

– wish that teleportation really existed

– write this blog post to vent and be able to read “Eclipse” for the second time in peace on a Sunday afternoon

Cab stories anyone?

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